Having realised that I left the "vanity site" meant as a joke on the web for far too long, I've decided to correct that error here and now. I suppose the thing will still be a vanity site in that I do tend to censor my photos, but who knows, maybe that will change. In type, at least, I'm not at all opposed to exposing my horribly flawed soul to the world. Maybe some day I'll be funny, too. Until then, I'll be exposing my horribly boring flawed soul to the world. So here goes nothing. Ready?
The cast of characters here at Fraggle Rock includes, but is not limited to:
Red Fraggle (Moi). I don't actually have red hair, though once upon a time, I used to pretend that I did. (Thank you Clairol and L'Oreal) In fact, I'm not actually a fraggle, though I've been accused of liking "muppetlike" men.
Add to that a certain penchant for radishes, and you have yourself a made-to-order nickname. So I'll be referring to myself as "Red," even though my name is actually JoAnne. Bear with me here, I know it's complicated.
It has been alleged that Comrade Steve, alias "Charlie Parker," has never missed a meal. As I am in the privileged position of being both his personal chef and personal trainer, I can attest to the fact that three months ago, he missed a second breakfast. It has even been rumored that once, as a kitten, he forgot his first supper.
Steve the Spook, codename "Dizzy Gillespie," is a master of disguise. Although commonly referred to as "the black cat,"inside sources have received intelligence that he is, much like his brother, a tabby. One analyst has even hinted that he may have a few white spots, but evidence thus far has proved inconclusive.
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